Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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