I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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