Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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