I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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