No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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