But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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