Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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