I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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