So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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