Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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