Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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