she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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