u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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