I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Do vagina's smell?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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