have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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