Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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