just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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