cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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