I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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