what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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