I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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