i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize