what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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