one two three fourrrrnication!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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