i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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