Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Everyone says I win the strip club
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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