ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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