You work out of a Hotel?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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