also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I understand Curling. That high.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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