just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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