Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
4 words: hood of his car
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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