For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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