I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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