well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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