I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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