I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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