so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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