So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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