kristin has been a bad kristin
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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