My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
