Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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