from now on my penis is your penis
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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