its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I CAN MOONWALK!
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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