i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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