I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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