Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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