I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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