I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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