similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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