I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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