whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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