Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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