Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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