Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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