I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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