Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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