Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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