Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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