THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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