..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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