i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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