I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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